Ultimate is Fun!

After having a relaxing evening together we decided the next night we had to go big, especially sinec we had to get up at 6:30 to try and get to this ultimate tournament. Also, by relaxing night I mean Jay going to sleep and me staying up till 3 am drinking pints with foriegners and exchanging all of our redickulous stories. I love telling stories and Jay already knows all of them so having a new audience was nice, plus you get to embellish a little bit and they'll never know so thats always fun. So we toured around the next day and had Rick show us around some more. We grabbed another Kehbab, we have to be in the teens on those things by now, for dinner and headed back to the hostel to start drinking. We had another bottle of "quality" rum which costs us like 5 bux and some American Cola. I threw back a few drinks while we played some cards and met this really cool guy from Boston. He grew up in Boston but lives in New Zealand as a park ranger. Basically he works for 6 months and lives in the woods and then he gets 6 months off. So he had a bunch of moeny saved up and decided to tour the world, not a bad plan for another out there who can live in a forest for 6 months at a time. I wonder how the girls are up in the woods? Are Rangers allowed to sleep with the backpackers they are in charge of? So many unanswer questions.

Then we met up with some Danes and we went to the beer factory, again, because they have cheap beer and a good vibe and no cover. When we went there on Tuesday the Dj was spinning some good electronic music, this time however it was much different. I guess the Czech think all American love 90's rock when they are drinking and so that was going on. But not like good 90's rock because no Third Eye Blind came on. But the beer was still cheap and I was able to get sufficiently drunk by the time we left. We then went to this club called Lucerna, thanks Julie, and it's an 80's club on Friday nights which is always fun. Grabbed a few more cheap beers, man I love this place, and headed to the dance floor. We ran into the ultimate guys from Carlton that we met and talked with them but they were drunk and we were drunk and the music was loud. Definitely had an ultimate girl with them and so I headed to the main floor. First attempt was an older lady, definitely cougar status. She had a younger hotter, stacked, friend but the Dane went in for the kill and I decided to be the good wingman, plus a cougar makes a better story. And as usual nothing happened. But I was still hearing good music and buzzed so I kept dancing. I wandered around a bunch and then I finally gnabbed a girl. Really cute, and tiny and we were actaully dancing, like Americans do. It was great but short lived. Not sure if I was too much or too little for her but I got like 3 songs out of her and thats 3 more than Ive had this whole trip, minus the one's with Jay and Andreas. Then I hit my usual 3 am wall. In the states I can sometiems make it past 3 but thats cuz I know what Im doing and no one is smoking cigs, but out here I turn useless at 3. So I found Jay and he was still rockin out, cuz he's cooler than me?, and I decided to head home.

Now this was a drunken stooper back home. First time that Ive walked around without Steve or Jay to guide me, and it showed. I walked probbaly an extra 25 mins but I eventually made it home and passed out. Jay was in charge of getting us up at 6:30 and so we did that. We raced to get our shit packed together. I was really hung and Jay was still wasted. We raced around jumping on different forms of public transit and finally got to the needed bus stop but we were 10 mins late. Luckily another one was coming in like 45 mins. So we waited, and waited, and waited, and waited some more. 11:00 rolled around, we got there at 8, and no fuckin bus ever came. Jay and I are both veterans of getting wasted and waking up early for Ultimate. We both have extensive resumes in that dept, in fact I enjoy playing hungover cuz its the best cure. But when you do all of that and can't play, its worse than blue balls. Luckily we had Jay's iPod and so we sarrendaed(sp? the singing word) the morning crowd with Eve 6 anthems. We had a great time. And a bum who was obviously wasted and just finished peeing behind us told us that both of our sunglasses were really cool. He then stood there and looked and wandered off. So after calling it a quits on the bus we headed back to Prague and added a night to our hostel no problem. But we had to wait till 2 to check in and it was only about noon when we got there. So we just sat hopelessly in the lobby till 2 and we proceeded to pass out in our beds.

Jay was still spent after dinner but I knew it was Saturday night and we were in Prague. So we met some more foreigners and started drinking. Jay stayed in and I had a few beers with these kids. We then split up cuz they wanted to go to one bar and me and this other fellow didn't want to spring for the taxi ride. So we headed to this five story club near the Charles Bridge. We get there and the line is around the block and full of dudes, so fuck that we say and head to the club next door. We get there and grab a drink and pound a jaeger bomb which was delicious. The club was still filling in so we watched this girl dance while drank a beer. She was a hired dancer and she had her own little platform and she was top shelf, she definitely rivals the northwest beezies. Watched her for a while and chatted with this guy. He's a huge sport nut like me and it was good to talk sports cuz Jay is not so big on that. We then headed down to the DJ and he was spinning a lot of good stuff. Heard some sweet Tiesto remixes and was getting my groove on. Tried dancin up on this cougar but I think she caught me staring at her abnormally large, perky breasts and that was that.

So the main dancefloor had different rooms going off of it with different bars so we started checkin those out. We get to one and notice that there is a girl, topless just chillin on the bar. She was obviously hired and she was beautiful. She was open for pictures and hangin out. You would give her your drink order and she would relay that to the bartender, add her premuim and give you a smile. Great business strategy in my opinion. So that was definitely worth $7 cover we paid. Then came the walk home. Again without Jay or Rick and again I got uber lost. I got close but ended up having to take a taxi home. All in all a good night. Not that drunk but some cool guys and saw some boobies. Now Im exhausted and figuring out the rest of my life. There is supposedly another tournament in Poland but we aren't too sure how much effort we want to put in to it but who knows. The weather has been awesome the last two days but of course we have spent those days not playing ultimate and sleeping, fuck us right?

Keep it safe.

Livin large,

alex