Going Break Side

So apparently the Romans and Greeks DID NOT have computers when constructing their temples or at least that is what our tour guide said. I have my doubts but shes the one getting paid the big bucks.

Sorry for the lame intro but the last few days have been really touristy and relaxing. Im not complaing but we havent been able to do the activities that provide the best storiest but Ill do my best to embellish and make my life seem more intesting than yours.

So we went to this amazing town called Taormina. Its one of those places you at for the first time and decide that you want to retire there, at lesat I did. But i dont know any Italian so well see. The town is set on the Eastern Side of Sicily. Jays parents decided to set the bar by getting us rooms at this 5 star hotel. You know one of those hotels that you can take any chic to and she pretty much has to.

Tons of shopping in the downtown area so Jay and I bought some Italian tall boys and roamed the streets. 2 euros for 2 beers you cant beat that, I mean we pretty much had to. This was a much more touristy town than the previous ones so we were seeing a lot more americans and that means traveling high school chix, but dont worry Adri im still good. Also there has been a bit of heat wave which means two things: Im getting a great tan and a lot of women are wearing white clothing. Not sure if girls know but most white clothing is see through. Its definitely made the trip much more enjoyable.

On the flip side, because of the hot weather all these euro dudes are sporting less clothing than the females at the pools. Homeboys are not afraid to strut their stuff. At any given moment Im wearing more clothing than the three dudes next to me minus Rimjob. But the pool was still able to provide beautiful scenary and a great bar. I tried a new drink called a Planters Punch. If you like rum check it out. Tim get on it. Sorry that i dont link anything and make the blog cool and professional but these keyboards are too euro for me and I really dont care about you people that much.

Also, driving in these small towns blow. Signage is horrible and covered by trees. And it seems like every road was built during the times of Casear. Not sure if any of you are history buffs like I am, but there were no cars during Ancient Roman times. So every road can maybe fit one car so obviously they put two cars. Also these towns are hilly as shit to protect themselves from attacks from the Carthaginians who apparently are still a threat. Basically dont drive in Italy is what im trying to say.

Well thats all the internte time I bought for today so Ill write to you cats l8r. Remember to keep my updated on the whats up of the US.

livin large

Alex