so its been a while but im still on this shitty keyboard. i havent been able to get to a computer so i appologize if i havent been able to fix your need in the last few days.
since i last posted not a whole has happened but im begining to see a lot things that make the european culture unique. first off, anything a male european dude does would be considered gay in america. im not saying i agree with that but that would be the general consensus among most americans. here are a few examples:
dudes riding vespas
dudes sharing vespas
dudes wearing capris
dudes wearing capris sharing a vespa
i tend to approve of most of their clothing choices but thats just me. however i would never wear capris, never. also, there is a major trend towards orange pants around this part of the world. so much so that jay and i have made it a game to point it out whenever we see them. guys also only wear clothes that fit and fit very firmly. it doesnt matter what kind of body these guys have or how old they are or what time of day it is, they all wear tight clothing and more power to them.
the women are still beautiful, and still a step below the ladies of the pnw.
jay and i have been tossing the scab disc everywhere. scabultimate is getting more cultured by the day. also i have a strong feeling that most of the towns we are going to have never seen a disc before so we must be looking cool and like total foreigners. our long shorts, discs, and lack of cool sunglasses make us look like total outsiders but we are working on that. we did buy some redickulous sunglasses for 2 euros. speaking of trying to fit in, we went to a nice local beach on the southern part of sicily yesterday and today, and we didnt see any boobies. ive been to beaches in egypt, france and greece and i always see some boobies. even if its old chics i still see boobies, but no not in sicily. guess they didnt get that memo. it really put a damper on the whole beach experince but its still be fun. the water is amazing and the sun is perfect, my thighs have never looked whiter.
some interesting things that have happened:
we heard some american bands on the radio like - green day, bon jovi, seal, and the darnkess. its good to see that americas finest have penetrated europe.
our tour guide said today while driving " dont worry, you wont die today."
italy lost in euro cup and i have never seen a group of people more upset and dejected in my life and im a red sox fan.
i still havent gotten laid
well that is all i have got for now. im sure there is stuff im forgetting and i appologize for improper grammar and what not. tell people about my blog and make sure to make comments to i can pretend to hear your beautiful voices. but dont tell people who arent down for boobies and other alex related things.
livin large,
alex
Beautiful People
5 comments:
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I'm surprised that you're so adverse to capris- they seem so functional and stylish in the warm European weather. I miss you both incredibly, the nude party scene has died without you. In fact, a part of me has died without you two.
Lurve,
Molotov
PS- are pictures coming soon?
boys--
as molotov said, the santa clara party scene is lacking since you both left. my god, you guys are just so cool.
glad to hear that us PNW girls are stayin' strong, even when we're up against some italian babes.
jay: i stole some of your costco chips to eat with some dip when i was high, sorry. sort of.
alex: pti isn't the same. p.s. you don't even want to know what the back yard looks like thanks to zach (haha).
anyway, i hope all is well. it's reassuring to hear that you won't die today from your tour guide. so please, don't die. we love you guys.
find some boobies or something (though they will not even come close to PNW boobie perfection!)
jah love.
-charlie
Hello Good Sirs!
Glad to hear things are coming along smoothly, if with less debauchery than I might have expected. All in good time though, I suspect.
I personally have a six pack of beer on Alex putting on Capris at least once whilst over the pond. A keg if you bring some home...
I second molly on the pictures, too. Get on that shit!
Just got home, house is still standing but def has some cleaning to do. No sign of anyone who is supposed to move in, but I'm sure they'll show up sometime. Jay I will track down your kite, and I will also do something terrible to both of your beds at some point and not tell you until October. And the back yard isn't that bad, just some shit from the car. Which, btw if you care, is very close to fully functional but won't be going to competition because the school cut their shop hours last week just to be dbags.
Anyway, my life is good but nothing next to you crazy cats. Keep it up, i expect boobies, a shot of you two in capris on a vespa, some pictures in general, and perhaps an eiffel tower tossed in for good measure.
And remember: back door no babies. Fact.
so you won't wear capris but you enjoy wearing a neon blue unitard that gives you a man-wedgie?
I'm sorry you are missing out on boobies. I guess those PNW girls set your standards pretty high...
hi!!!
Everyone has already said what I would have but more eloquently so I guess this message is irrelevant. I don't think I can make it to your drug party but maybe I'll come if said capris and tim's keg are involved. But you and jay must be matching...
Speaking of tim, back door=no babies: true, but also two men can't birth a child so you guys are safe. 67 men can't birth a child, so go crazy and live it up.
Xo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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